Saturday, November 24, 2007

WOMAN TRYING TO UNDERSTAND MAN PART 1

DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  ok help me again

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  ok?

 Me:  okay

 Me:  go

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  remember that guy I told you I liked a LOT but he didn’t treat me so good?

 Me:  yes

DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  well he stood me up last night and still hasn’t called, but I don’t want to call him and rag on him because I don’t want to lose him

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  I know that’s wrong but what do I do now?

 Me:  well, what do you want to happen with this boy?

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  I don't know, all I know is that he knocks my socks off

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  and I think it might just be the chase

 Me:  have you had sex with him?

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  yes and it was GREAT

 Me:  tell me details about how it was

 Me:  was he tender?

 Me:  or rough?

 Me:  did he give you oral

 Me:  or just penis-vagina huff-puff done?

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  no oral but not huff puff either

DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  and he was tender a few times and rough others but it was mutual at all times

 Me:  okay

 Me:  tell me how this date got set up

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  he called me and told me he wouldn’t be down this weekend to the shore we see each other every weekend, he has a boat he comes to that he sleeps on for the weekend

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  so he said he would come down Thursday night and we could see each other then but he would call me on the way down and let me know what time but it would be late

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  and then he never called and still hasn’t

 Me:  that's not a date

 Me:  that's a target of opportunity

 Me:  he was fucking someone else and she didn't let him out of bed in time

DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  I thought that too

 Me:  why fuck girl 2 if girl 1 fucked you?

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  but don’t you think he should have called?

 Me:  a date is when the BOY calls the GIRL and asks her out for a specific place, at a specific time, and he waits for her answer, and if it is no, he doesn't come

 Me:  it is yes, he shows up or doesn't

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  LOL

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  I know that but we always do it this way

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  should I call him and ask or not call at all

 Me:  but that's why it isn't a date, it's a casual hookup between acquaintances

 Me:  the calling or not calling thing would not make any difference

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  the other part is that we always see each other on Saturday nights

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  never Friday and he is down here on Friday and always goes to the same place but I can never go there

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  now you really think I am stupid

Me:  I think this is working out for you exactly the way you want it to work out for you

Me:  that's why I asked you what your goal was

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  but I want him to want me silly

 Me:  what do you want out of him, what do you want out of life?

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  and he is so fucking hard to get

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  its driving me crazy

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  but I do know that if he was all over me that I would not like him as much

Me:  you were already in downtown crazy before this started

 Me:  what do you want out of life?

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  I don't know

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  I say I want to be happy but I don’t know what happy is

 Me:  that is why you are experiencing difficulty

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  well what do you want out of life?

 Me:  I want to be effective in business, effective in my friends' lives, effective in my children's lives and effective in romance

 Me:  I think the order is kids, business, romance, friends

 Me:  depending on various emergencies of course

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  well that’s what we all want

 Me:  and by "effective" I mean I want to accomplish my goals

 Me:  and that's why this goes to goals

 Me:  My goal for romance is that I want a steady girlfriend with a perfect body and gorgeous face who fucks like a rabbit and is addicted to me and whom I love

 Me:  and I got that done.

 Me:  so, do you see that you need to know what your goal is before you can aim at it?

 Me:  what...

 Me:  ...is...

 Me:  ...your...

 Me:  ...goal...

 Me:  ?

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  I want a man that treats me like gold

 Me:  okay

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  but I can't find anyone

 DESTRUCTIVE GIRL:  gotta go

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