ORAL PART1

HOW I’D GIVE A BLOWJOB IF I WERE A GIRL

 

I recommend the patented finger-up-the-ass-blowjob.  I'm not a fan at all of the lollipop theory or the ice cream cone, that just destroys the buildup to male orgasm.  The girl who pops my top does it by a firm handshake and a firmer suction, up and down slowly at first, then faster and steadily deeper, using hands and mouth, but the tempo keeps getting faster, and lick your finger, caress the testicles, gently but confidently find the anal opening (don't mess this up, it can be painful if you stab a guy where the door isn't) and make gentle circling motions around the anus until you deliberately, taking no arguments from an asshole, PLUNGE your wet finger slowly but BITCHILY all the way three knuckles into his ass, all the while sucking faster and faster and faster, in wild rushing crescendo, moans increasing, body flexing until BLAM.  Now, here is the thing, with a finger inserted in the male anus you can tell the earth is about to move because the guy will "balloon up" in there, until there is only contact on your finger at the very opening.  As the cum is pumped out, you have to be really deep, cock down your throat, and swallow and suck very hard, until every drop is gone.  Now make sure you kiss the boy after that, and no arguments, no matter how macho the guy is.  He needs to experience his own taste, it's one of the most erotic things on the planet.  By the way, I don’t know this from experience, but from extensive interviews with obliging females.