Saturday, November 24, 2007

BATMAN

BATMAN

 

I used to have a Match profile called "Batman_redux."

 

Why? A woman I wrote was antsy about all this Match communication, so I sent her a questionnaire to send men.  She loved it, but while it was conventional with some kinky sex questions ("do you ever insert your own finger into your ass when masturbating?"), she turned it into a lunatic quiz.  One of the questions was "Favorite superhero and why?"  Of course, I answered, Batman.  He's dark.  Tortured.  Sensitive, yet spoiling for revenge.  Dying for a girlfriend.  Yet not sure of who he is.  Has a secret identity.  Batman.  Who the hell else?

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