DON'T LIE SURVEY

DON’T LIE SURVEY

 

1. WOULD YOU GET BACK WITH YOUR LAST EX IF YOU COULD?

Yes.

 

2. WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?

Black with skull-and-crossbones with gothic script reading DEEP SILENT FAST DEADLY * U.S. SUBMARINE FORCE

 

3. WOULD YOU KISS ANYONE ON YOUR FRIEND'S LIST?

Yes

 

4. DO YOU HAVE "A THING" FOR ANYONE ON YOUR TOP FRIENDS?

Maybe

 

5. HOW MANY PEOPLE ON YOUR LIST DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE?

Nope.

 

6. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT TO HAVE?

None, I have more than enough already.

 

7. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH BOTH YOUR PARENTS?

No.  Excommunicated by them.  Their choice.  They don’t believe in divorce and I’ve been to divorce land twice.

 

8. WHAT NAME WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE BESIDES THE ONE YOU HAVE?

Rex.  Or Tarzan.  Or Indiana.

 

9. WOULD YOU EVER MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?

Yikes.

 

10. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST B-DAY?

The girl I was dating made me a seafood dinner, then gave me her anal virginity.

 

11. WHAT'S YOUR MAIN RINGTONE ON YOUR PHONE?

Always off or set to vibrate.  I hate phones, all phones.  Most awful invention of civilization.  If Alexander Graham Bell had just gotten more blowjobs, life would be much better.

 

12. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP TODAY?

10.  Then 11.  Then 12.  It’s that darned masturbation habit after I wake up…it makes me sleepy.

 

13. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT 4 NIGHTS AGO?

Writing a blog raging against feminine control.  Me Tarzan.  You Jane.  Live with it.

 

14. DO YOU LIKE HAVING YOUR HAIR PULLED?

Never tried it, but I’m up for it.

 

15. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN'T WAIT TO DO?

Take off Project Girl’s clothes.

 

16. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM?

My father’s 80th birthday.  Mom couldn’t wait for me to leave.

 

17. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF?  

My inability to avoid panicking at intimacy.

 

18. IF YOU HAD 250,000 DOLLARS... WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

Pay off the loan sharks.

 

19. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AT YOUR CURRENT JOB?

Two years, assuming this business is a job.

 

20. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO TOM?

No.  I think the whole “Tom” thing is kind of strange.

 

21. DESCRIBE WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING?

White boxers.

 

22. LAST THING YOU ATE?

Ice cream at ProjectGirl’s house.

 

23. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MONTH?

December.  Christmas.  Snow.  Skiing.

 

24. YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MONTH?

August.  That sadness that summer’s over and school is going to start soon.

 

25. WHAT'S THE LAST PIECE OF CLOTHING YOU BORROWED FROM ANYONE?

Never did.

 

26. WHO IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES RIGHT NOW?

Ex-wife number one.

 

27. MOST VISITED WEBPAGE?

Myspace.

 

28. LAST PERSON WHO TEXTED YOU?

Project Girl.

 

29. LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU SAD?

Bat Girl, Girl 94 (there’s a blog about her in my blogs).

 

30. WOULD YOU TAKE A BULLET FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Yes.

 

31. FAVORITE KIND OF DRINK?

Scotch

 

34. HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPE?

Yes.

 

35. IF SOMEONE YOU HATED DIED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

Drink to their arrival in Purgatory.

 

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