THE CASE OF THE PASTIE PATSY

THE CASE OF THE PASTIE PATSY

 

Dear Playboy Author Boy,

 

May I ask a question about strippers?  I saw this amazing girl on the stage and while she was dancing I asked her for a lap dance.  Soon after she gave me a lap dance and she was very nice. Later she came back over and told me to take her number down. So I did and we chatted for a bit. Later I asked her for another dance. And this time it was so crazy. She let me rub her chest and entire body. And we also got to know a lot about each other. She asked about me and what I do and she told a lot about herself. She told me I was very cute multiple times and made a nice comment about my body as well. I asked her if it would be weird if I asked her for a date and she says no that's why I gave you my number. We set up a date for the next weekend. So I'm like cool.  I didn't even ask her for number, she just gave it to me because she thought I was leaving.  I didn't make anything up. I swear she was letting me rubs her chest and butt and entire body. She said to keep it low key though and to watch out for the bouncers. So my question to you is if this is common for strippers to do? Is she really into me or just playing me (I don't see why she would though)? 

 

Dollar Man at the Gold Club

 

Dear Dollar Boy,

 

This is very common.  It's a different level of scam. You end up spending all kinds of cash on restaurants, bars, plays, trips and never get laid.  Even if you do, you would be better off paying a $1000 call girl.  It would be cheaper per event and better controlled.  Strippers, on the rare occassions when they want to meet a guy, never ever do they choose a guy from their strip club.  And that guy is in for a fleecing.

 

You should know this -- and you probably agree, but the attention of a female like this is intoxicating.

 

Sorry pal.

 

Try getting real women at real bars and save strip clubs for client entertainment, bachelor parties and drinking beer with the guys.  Never romance.

 

PBAB