Sunday, December 2, 2007

SEX AUDITION PART 1

SEX AUDITION:  In Search of the Faithful Nymphomaniac

 

 

 

The following qualities generally represent several dimensions of female sexuality that are desired by the author.  It is recognized that categories overlap.

 

1.                     LUST

 

                        Feminine lust is highly desired.  Evidence that a woman is lustful may include masturbation habits, speech, an overly macho ex-husband or ex-boyfriend in her past, aggressively sexual dress, or there may beno evidence at all outside the bedroom.

 

2.                     AVAILABILITY

 

                        Availability refers to how easy it is for a man to get his female partner to consent to sex, referenced in the “stable” phase of a relationship, after the initial mutual lust has somewhat cooled.  High availability is desired.

 

3.                     SLUTTINESS

 

                        Overt form of female lust, the ability to express her desire to fuck and be fucked.  May include manner of dress, speech, attitude, or may be completely invisible to the naked eye.  Sufficient sluttiness is desirable, but too much may result in an overabundance of male attention for the wrong reason.

 

4.                     GENEROSITY / SELFISHNESS

 

                        Does she do things for her partner that don’t benefit her?  Examples:  blowjobs, DJ’s* SOJ’s**, handjobs, etc.  Does satisfying her partner satisfy her?  Will she indulge an odd fetish of her guy?  With relish, because it pleases him?

 

(* DJ’s are “dildo jobs” in which a woman penetrates the male anus with a dildo, usually done while manipulation of the penis.)

 

(** SOJ’s are “strap-on jobs” in which a woman dons a strap-on dildo and fucks the male in the rectum.)

 

5.                     PLAYFULNESS

 

                        Does she see sex as simple fun?  As a way to relax?

 

6.                     SEX DRIVE

 

                        How often does lust happen to her?  Does she climb the walls after 2 days without sex?  Does she initiate?  Does she see that if he doesn’t “get any,” neither does she?

 

7.                     CREATIVITY

 

                        What does she do to craft a unique sexual encounter?  Is sex the same every time?  Does she dress up?  French maid outfits?  Cat suits?  Stiletto boots?  Push-up bras and crotchless panties?

 

8.                     EXPRESSIVITY

 

                        Does she express herself romantically through sex?  Does sucking a cock let her express her love as surely as a deep kiss?

 

9.                    BODY UNDERSTANDING -- HERS

 

                        Does she know how to cum?  Does she know what makes her cum?  Can she communicate that to her guy?

 

10.                    BODY UNDERSTANDING - HIS

 

                        Does she know how to make a guy in general and her guy in particular cum?  Is she good at it?  Does she love it?  Can she be depended upon to satisfy?

 

11.                    ABILITY TO COMMUNICATE

 

                        Can she educate a man on what makes her cum?  Is she too shy to speak up?

 

12.                    SEXUAL INTELLIGENCE

 

                        Can she be taught what her wants/needs to make him cum?  Is performing “69” like walking and chewing gum at the same time?

 

13.                    BOLDNESS

 

                        Is she afraid or brazen?  (Boldness is next to godliness.)  Does she see an opportunity for sexual happiness and go for it?

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