DEAR PLAYBOY AUTHOR BOY

Dear Playboy Author Boy,

 

My daughter likes to think she is in charge of my dating.   I told her I was going to sign up for match.com or eharmony. Her response-"No, we can't afford that. Myspace is free w/ new guys everyday". later last night we were looking at newer signups on myspace & she said I better get a boyfriend real soon while I still look good...better join a dating site- not much to pick from on myspace. She met the cute single guy I mentioned that lives in my townhouse community last weekend & when I told her that I was not sure he was my type (I did not sense a modicum of   creativity), my daughter said I was way too picky ; he is a successful businessman and obviously intelligent, makes good money...What should I do?

Signed,

Clueless

 

Dear Clueless,

 

The acid test (for females) of "chemistry" is "do I feel a compelling desire to kiss him?"  If not, stay away.  Most of you girls were not taught this and have suffered.  In this chapter 2, the women who screen guys for things they want (job, parenting, etc.) and evaluate chemistry by the kiss test do well.  Other women get confused and date perpetually because they can't decide why they have no energy in the relationship.

 

Listen, bottom line, the difference between the kind of love that arises from true friendship and the kind of love you build a romantic relationship from is one thing and one thing only -- sex.  Take a great romantic relationship and remove the sex (including sexual and romantic jealousy) and you have a best friend situation.  As for me, I adore friends and I love meeting new ones and learning new things.  But unlike females, I do not confuse friend candidates with relationship candidates.

 

Males are soooo much better at this than females because you guys race for the finish line to get pregnant inside the white picket fence before you're 23.  Meanwhile, we're trying to figure out who can go the distance in a love affair based on sex and then personality and character.  Females equate character with romantic desirability.  Not true.

 

So the next time your daughter or any other third party asks you to date some guy based on character and personality, remember -- if he doesn't pass the kissing test, he can only be an acquaintance or business associate or friend.  Not someone whose cum you want to swallow.

 

Hope you get this down.

 

Happy playing and be bad,

Playboy Author Boy