THE CASE OF THE ORALLY UNFULFILLED
Help me PBAB!
Is 10 years enough time for my wife to figure out how to give a successful B.J.? I mean, she tries, and it's not me (previous experience was great) but come ON! And yes, she gets 'that' all she wants.
Unsucked in Urbana
Dear Un,
Once upon a time my mother made me do the dishes. Worse, she got this idea in her head that I should be responsible for cleaning the kitchen after huge extended family bashes and Thanksgiving and Christmas. This involved being careful with china and hand washing and drying it. It sucked. So I got this idea. I dropped the turkey platter (not one of the dishes, because then the set wouldn't be matched). CRASH! My mom ran in so fast she broke the sound barrier. The screaming and bitching was so loud I couldn't hear for a week. I had to read her lips as she ordered me out of the kitchen.
A valuable lesson in life. I used the broken dish technique many times to avoid things I didn't want to do in my marriage. For me, the worst job is painting. All I had to do was spill a gallon of paint and ruin a couch and after that, all the rooms were painted by my wife.
Get the picture? Your wife doesn't like sucking your thing. It annoys her that you want it. She is counting on your impatience with her "incompetence" so that you will drop the matter. That way she thinks she will avoid any resentment on your part. After all, she "wants" to do a good job, she just can't seem to get the deed done.
All this assumes your wife is of normal intelligence and physical coordination. But if she's a PhD and a tennis pro, she is capable of giving oral.
You need to recognize that for the rest of your marriage, you will be absent this physical pleasure.
I wrote an article on "The Missing Sex Act" to counsel people in marriage whoneed something sexually that their spouses cannot or will not provide.
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Good luck, bro.
PBAB
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