Thursday, May 15, 2008

SINGLE CHICKS DROOL, MARRIED WOMEN RULE!!!

Dear Author Guy,

How can I stop liking married women ?  There is something about them that makes them sexier, no matter how old they are.  I ogle them at the gym, on the street, and even at work.  I feel like I’m going to get into something I can’t control.  But single girls bore me!  What do I do?

Weight Lifter in Washington

 

Dear Muscle Boy,

Married women are attractive to you because they are unavailable. Single women could decide to own you and take over your life.

Married women are more realistic about relationships. They've seen it all. Single women think marriage is a fairy tale and are baby crazy. Married women, post child-rearing, are ready for a man to meet their mental, spiritual, romantic and sexual needs, NOT the cravings of their wombs. This makes a lot of difference.

So maybe your lack of respect for single girls has merit.

Advice: try dating divorced women rather than girls who have never been married. Divorced chicks come in all ages, shapes and sizes. And to a woman, they tend to have that extra maturity that makes them cool.

Or just keep screwing married chicks, but eventually you will realize that if you cheat with married women you are damaging their entire families in ways that are difficult to fix, karmically speaking.

Your pal,
PBAB

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