Dear Author Guy,
I have been divorced for 1 year. I got really burned on a 10 year mariage. There is a girl I really like at work but she is about 9 years younger than me. How do I go about finding out if she likes me. I have been out ot the dating scene for a long time. I'm dying to date her! Please advise!
Loveless at Work
Dude,
Never date people from work. If you do, and get sexual, she'll know all your intimate secrets. Then, when it ends, she'll tell stories about you. Even if you are King Kong in bed, there was that one night when your unit didn't show up. She'll tell that story over and over. Worse, out of fear that she will tell, you'll either have to quit or stay with her in a zombie dead relationship. Plus, if you want to try anything kinky, you'll have to stop yourself because she'll tell her girlfriends who will tell their friends and eventually your boss knows you like to get whipped and take a strap-on while singing show tunes. Don't get smug and insist you'll never try anything kinky -- everyone gets drunk. Plus, even if you are plain jane vanilla, your girl could make THAT your failing and broadcast that you are a boring MUPLO (missionary position lights out) or just invent that you like to be anally fisted while watching Fox News. In any case, your goose is cooked.
Internet dating, my friend, was designed by God. When you do it, you can absolutely be yourself. You can be your worst self or your best self and enjoy the relationship. If you want to stay in, you stay in. If you want out, you get out. It's beautiful.
But that's just how I see it. After all, I met the love of my life on the internet. But my divorce was to a woman I knew through work associates, and I behaved myself because I was afraid she'd tell. I was miserable!
Internet dating, my friend, was designed by God. When you do it, you can absolutely be yourself. You can be your worst self or your best self and enjoy the relationship. If you want to stay in, you stay in. If you want out, you get out. It's beautiful.
But that's just how I see it. After all, I met the love of my life on the internet. But my divorce was to a woman I knew through work associates, and I behaved myself because I was afraid she'd tell. I was miserable!
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