Dear Playboy Author Boy,
Can you tell me if the following indicates any mental troubles or simply this is the way males are: I am a university student in my early twenties and I have always been obsessed with finding Ms. Right to the point of insanity. After trying everything and finding that nothing works (yeah, when you are looking for it, it doesn't happen, but when you are NOT looking it doesn't happen either, please, not with this cliche...) I sadly observe that the years pass by and this throws me into an idiotic depression and makes me hate myself and all the world. What is even worse is that most of the guys I know I exactly the same way (I mean about 3 levels above totally desperate). God damn it.
Help!
Desperate in Denver
Yo Desperate Dude,
You're in your twenties. Women in their twenties are idiots. Later in life, they will be the first to agree with that statement. They don't know what they want, they're wired wrong, their sexuality blooms late, they are torn between career and wanting to reproduce.
I'll give you the advice I'm giving my son. Be patient. The longer you wait and stay single the better it gets.
When I was in my 20s I thought romance was awful. Women were horrible. In my 30s, women started noticing me and were much more romantic and sexual. In my 40s, women were suddenly porn starlets, amazingly loving and sexual. I'm dating a 51 year old now (I'm 50) and I've never been treated so well by all measures. By comparison, women in their 20s, 30s and even 40s were zombies.
Women make a huge deal about how they supposedly mature faster. Bullshit. Just hang tight, do guy stuff with your friends, enjoy life, get the occassional sex, and wait for women to stop being so stupid. It'll take a while but it is worth it.
The alternate is to date older women. 45 year old women are dating 20 somethings. My hot little number is being pursued by a 22 year old who is panting over her (she's very hot). When that happens, have fun, you'll have the skin taken off your unit, but beware, it is all too easy to fall in love and for the female, it's just recreation. That older woman will break your heart.
Still, better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.
I apologize on behalf of the universe.
Read my dating blog if you want a sense of how weird women can be at various ages. I dated women from age 29 to 65 in the Hundred Girls Project. Every age has its demons, but at 45 or so, the ride gets very smooth. And 45 year olds are very hot in this generation.
I'll give you the advice I'm giving my son. Be patient. The longer you wait and stay single the better it gets.
When I was in my 20s I thought romance was awful. Women were horrible. In my 30s, women started noticing me and were much more romantic and sexual. In my 40s, women were suddenly porn starlets, amazingly loving and sexual. I'm dating a 51 year old now (I'm 50) and I've never been treated so well by all measures. By comparison, women in their 20s, 30s and even 40s were zombies.
Women make a huge deal about how they supposedly mature faster. Bullshit. Just hang tight, do guy stuff with your friends, enjoy life, get the occassional sex, and wait for women to stop being so stupid. It'll take a while but it is worth it.
The alternate is to date older women. 45 year old women are dating 20 somethings. My hot little number is being pursued by a 22 year old who is panting over her (she's very hot). When that happens, have fun, you'll have the skin taken off your unit, but beware, it is all too easy to fall in love and for the female, it's just recreation. That older woman will break your heart.
Still, better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.
I apologize on behalf of the universe.
Read my dating blog if you want a sense of how weird women can be at various ages. I dated women from age 29 to 65 in the Hundred Girls Project. Every age has its demons, but at 45 or so, the ride gets very smooth. And 45 year olds are very hot in this generation.
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